Panicking because life

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sharperagon
cerolinda

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

cerolinda

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

cerolinda

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It means he only DROPPED SOUP

kiryma

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

cerolinda

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

cerolinda

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

spinyax

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

cerolinda

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

vinitile-deactivated20210311

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

cerolinda

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

cerolinda

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I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

cerolinda

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FUCK YOU!!!!

kairelite
houseoftombombadil

The RNC sent me a notice of official census material that was actually a fundraiser for the republican candidates running in the midterms. The paperwork was presented as being an official document required to be filled out by law, but it was patently false. This is corruption. This is meant to deceive people into giving data and money to a political party under the guise of nonpartisan census data. This undermines trust in the census, local government, and the democratic process. This is beyond disgusting, and I’m mailing back the form to tell the RNC how I really feel about their bullshit.

veronicasanders

Signal boost. LOOK OUT FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

formerlyknownasemily

I got this shit, too, and fuck them.

idlnmclean

This serves double duty for poisoning the well by creating mistrust of the actual census taking efforts.

kairelite
penguinprincen

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

pastel-otherkin

oh my god this is amazing

mypoorfaves

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!

oathgrowth

make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.

trans-advice

November/December, Happy Holidays